The Weekly Yap

NASA just found signs of life on mars. Imagine aliens eating the milky way bar or inhaling rock dust. But honestly if they don't have Clash Royale, is it even worth it? Imagine pulling up to mars only to realize you can’t drop a Mega Knight on some random kid from Poland at 3 AM.

Here’s the deal→ Scientist are all hyped because “life beyond Earth” is a big deal, but Gen Z and Alpha are already asking the important questions:

• Do they watch Kai Cenat on Mars?

• Can you Foodora there?

• Are Martian memes just pictures of rocks with captions like “me when the oxygen runs out 💀”?

• Does the mars candy bar come from mars?

• Do Martians say “ no cap” or just “no oxygen”

Also, picture martian kids, they gotta be super tall, like 6 or 7 feet. Think, we have to explain to them that you don’t drop a skarmy on a valk. Or how spamming the chicken emote is toxic. We are so cooked, imagine having to explain Clash Royale 101 to millions of aliens.

Well… life on Mars is confirmed. But let’s not get it twisted until Martians can 3-crown us or flame us in Discord voice chat, they’re just background NPCs in the galaxy’s weirdest expansion pack.